"A Hard Fight" joke

While walking home one night, Tom was suddenly jumped by a thief. The two of them began to wrestle and roll around on the ground.
Although Tom put up a tremendous fight, the thief managed to get the best of him and pinned him to the ground.
After going through Tom's pockets and searching him, all the thief found was 25 cents.
Surprised at this, the thief asked Tom why he bothered to fight so hard for a mere 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Tom asked. "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I have hidden in my shoe!"

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