"A Human’S Chalkboard Assignments Part 2" joke
16. I will not have another of those obnoxious little human things.
17. I will not hide my master’s ball in a place where I know he couldn’t possibly retrieve it from and then ask him to go get it.
18. I will not sneak around the backyard wearing funny clothes to test whether my master is a good watchdog.
19. I will realize that all my guests are really coming to massage and stroke the master.
20. I will stop referring to my master’s necklace as her “collar. ”
21. I will not cut my master’s nails.
22. I will not take shredded, soggy, yummy tennis balls away from my master.
23. I will not abandon my master for trivial reasons like “going to work”.
24. I will not wake my master when I come home from work.
25. My master’s desires are always paramount. My master’s wish is my command.
26. I will not bring home any more cats.
27. I will not stare while my master is doing his business.
28. Bad weather is no excuse for not walking my master.
29. I will open the back door as soon as my master sits by it.
30. I will not laugh at my master for being confused over not being able to find the lump of ice that he buried earlier.
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