"A Judge And A Lawyer.." joke

A judge and a lawyer were riding horses together. At one point in the trip, they came across an old tree with a rope draped over one of its branches, and at the end, a noose. This caused the judge to ponder.

"Do you see that gallows over there?" he asked of his companion.

"Yes."

"If the time came and the gallows had its due, where do you think you would be?"

"That is an easy one," replied the lawyer. "Riding alone."

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