"A Knock On The Door" joke

Staggering into his apartment, the bibber deposited himself in his bed and fell asleep. A half hour later he was awakened by a knock on the door. Wearily he struggled out of bed and, stumbling over almost every piece of furniture in the room, made his way to the door and opened it. Standing there was his drinking companion of an hour before.

"Gee, I'm sorry I woke you up, Joe," said the companion.

"Oh, that's all right," said Joe. "I had to answer the door anyway."

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