"A Lawyer Was Driving.." joke

A lawyer was driving along in his Range Rover when he spotted a two men lying in the grass by the road. Curious, he pulled over, rolled down his window, and asked, "What's going on? It looks like you are eating the grass."

"We are, sir," replied one of the men.

"Why?" asked the lawyer.

"Well, I have been unemployed for over a year, and haven't eaten in 3 days. I was starving, and so was my friend."

The lawyer thought for a second, then said, "If you come with me I'll feed you for free." The man replied, "I have a wife and two kids over there in the weeds, just out of sight. My friend also has a wife and a couple kids over there too."

"That's alright," said the lawyer, "I'll feed all of you. Bring your families and get in the back." The men hurriedly got their wives and kids, and off they went. One of the men stated, "Mister, this is the nicest thing anyone has done for us in a long time, how can I thank you?" "Don't worry about it," replied the lawyer. "My grass is 2 feet high."

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