"A Little Leprechaun" joke
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. Unfortunately, when he went to wipe his bum there wasn't any toilet paper so he used his hand. When he returned to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
"I have a little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," answered the little boy.
The teacher sent him to the principal's office and the principal asked him what he had in his hand.
"I have a little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," said the little boy. The principal sent him home and his mother asked him the same question.
"I have a little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," replied the little boy. His mother sent him to his room. When his father got home, he went to the little boy's room and asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
Again, the little boy replied, "I have a little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away. Angry, his father yelled at him, "Open your hand!"
As the little boy did what his father said, he looked up at him and said, "Now look what you did, Daddy, you scared the crap out of him."
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