"A Little Suspicious" joke
A woman is in her doctor's office getting undressed for an examination.
She turns to a naked blonde woman sitting next to her and says, "I told the doctor that my ears are ringing and he told me to strip. Does that seem a little suspicious to you?"
"Hey, don't ask me," the naked blonde replies. "I'm only here to fix the fax machine."
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"