"A Man Can't Find..." joke

A man can't find a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm: Jones, Jones, Jones & Jones.

He calls up and asks, "Is Mr. Jones in?"

The person answering the phone responds, "No, he's out playing golf."

The caller requests, "All right, then let me speak to Mr. Jones."

"He's not with the firm any more, he's retired."

"Then let me talk to Mr. Jones."

"He's away in Boston, won't be back for a month."

"Okay, then let me talk to Mr. Jones."

"Speaking!"