"A Night to Remember" joke

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel
this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night. You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,
and what happened in my bed still leaves a
tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly,
without any reservations, you
laid on my naked body... you sensed my
indifference, so you started to bite
my body without any guilt or humiliation, and
you drove me crazy while you
sucked me dry. Finally I went to sleep. Today
when I woke up, you were
gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only
the sheets bore witness to
last night's events. My body still shows your
marks, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
as soon you appear I will
quickly grab you and won't let you go, will
hold you with all my strength

so you won't disappear. Won't rest until l
squeeze your blood
out..... you F***ing mosquito!