"A Panda Was Out One Night" joke

A panda was out one night and spotted a fit bird, so he grabbed the bird and took her home and had a bit of.... you know!
The next morning the bird says "That'll be 60 quid please!"
"Excuse me?" said the panda.
"I'm a prostitue. Look it up in the dictonary. It says sleeps with people for money."
"I'm a panda. Look me up in the dictionary.
PANDA noun Eats shoots and leaves."

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