"A Pretty Waitress" joke

The handsome ad exec and his date entered a restaurant and were seated near the center of the floor. A pretty waitress, observing that the man had forgotton to zip his trousers, scribbled a message on her order pad, left it at his table and scurried away.
Unfolding the note, the man read: "Sir, I'm sure you don't know it, but your fly is unzipped and you're exposing yourself. I will go back to the kitchen and knock some trays off a shelf. The noise will distract everyone and you'll have a chance to adjust your trousers.
"P. S. I love you."

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