"A Prize Of Rs. 5000 For Wearing A Seat Belt While Driving" joke

A man was driving a car when a policeman stopped him and said, "You are being given a prize of Rs. 5000 for wearing a seat belt while driving. What will you do with this money?" "First, I will get my driving license made", the man replied. The woman sitting beside him said, “Please don’t listen to him. He is drunk! ” On hearing this, another man sleeping in the back seat woke up and said, "Wow! I never thought we would be able to cover this much distance in this stolen car!!" Then, a voice from the boot spoke "Psst… Have we crossed the border?"

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