"A Proton Walks Into a Bar" joke
A proton walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. After finishing the drink, the bartender says, "Would you like another drink?".
The proton says, "No, thanks."
A few minutes later, the bartender approaches the proton again and says, "Are you sure you don't want another drink?"
To which the proton says, "I'm positive."
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Editor's note: Yeah, it's a dumb science joke. Sorry about that
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