"A Real Soldier" joke

The ultimate response to a Dear John letter…
A soldier was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the soldier did what any squared-away soldier would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back. ”
Now there is a real soldier!!

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