"A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwood..." joke

A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What`s that over yonder`?" the Scotsman asked of his guide. "That`s a moose, eh," said the guide. "Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I`d be sure an to hate to see your rats!"

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