"A Sin" joke
A man, heavily drunk, went to church on a Sunday, few minutes before the mass began. The priest, who was standing outside the church, asked him, "Don't you now that it is a sin to come to church after drinking alcohol?" The man replied coolly, "I know that, Father. I have come to confess, to purge my sins." Religious
Man On an Island "A man, his dog, his goat and their needed supplies are on a great ship. During a wicked storm lightning hits it and the boat sinks they wash up on shore, the man, the dog, the goat, and even the needed supplies.
The man then pops a boner, he looks at the dog, "Nah!", says the man. looks at the goat, "Eh what the hell.", and he tries to screw the goat. the dog bites his arm and gets him away from the goat for a few days.
A few days later he spots a woman on a boat in the middle of the ocean. He swims out there and saves her. Then he realizes, "God Damn shes hot!" She wakes up and says, "Thank you for saving my life, i will do anything you ask...ANYTHING!"
The Man Says, "You can hold that damn dog for a minute."
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