"A University Committee Was.." joke

A university committee was appointed to pick a new dean. The committee narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer. During each interview, the candidate was asked to answer the question, "How much is two plus two?"

The mathematician answered immediately, "Four."

The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, "Four, plus or minus one."

When the lawyer was asked the question, he stood, looked around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, "How much do you want it to be?"

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