"A Young Lawyer, Starting..." joke

A young lawyer, starting out on his own, had just set up his office. He wanted to impress his potential clients, so when he saw his first visitor come through the door, he picked up the phone right away. "Sorry," he said into the phone, "but I'm extremely busy right now. The cases I have are keeping me overworked as it is. I'll tell you what, give me a couple of weeks and I'll get back to you."

Then the lawyer hung up the phone and, pretending he had just noticed the visitor, asked "What can I do for you?"

"For me?" replied the man, "Nothing. I just came here to hook up your phone."

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