"A Young Politician" joke

A young politician, eager to gather votes, accepted the invitation of a local woman's club to speak on the subject of sex. However, fearing that his wife wouldn't understand, he told her that he planned to lecture on sailing.
A week after the speech, his wife ran into one of the ladies of the club who mentioned how entertaining his talk had been.
"I just can't understand it," said the wife, "he knows so little about it."
"Come on, darling, don't be coy. His talk showed intimate ac­quaintance with the subject," said the matron.
"But he's only tried it twice," protested the wife. "The first time he lost his hat and the second he became seasick."

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