"A baby" joke

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all.

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.