"A christian is a man who feels…" joke
A christian is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!