"A collection of insults26" joke

Calls people to ask them their phone number.
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Can discern facts and form predictions with the acumen of an economist.
Can easily be confused with facts.
Can only remember her old passwords.
Can only shoot pool with a left-handed cue stick.
Can’t distinguish jacking off and stropping a razor.
Can’t find log base two of 65536 without a calculator.
Can’t program his way out of a for-loop.
Car’s only got three wheels, and one’s going flat.
Carrier wave unmodulated.
Carries a tire gauge in her purse.
Cart can’t hold all the groceries.
Cauliflower for brains.
Changes hands and picks up a stroke.

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