"A collection of insults 20" joke

Watches "Beavis and Butthead" to learn vocabulary.

Watching programs not listed in TV Guide.

We're all missing cards from our decks -- and different cards, too.

Went in for repairs but wasn't tightened with a torque wrench.

Went to the dentist to have his cranial cavity filled.

When he was compiled they forgot to #include [smarts. h]/[iq. h]/[charm. h].

When they handed out brains he got the short end of the stick.

When they said "drain", he thought they said "brain".

Whole lotta choppin', but no chips a flyin'.

Wise as the world is flat.

With one more neuron he'd have a synapse.

Won't eat eggs because he believes the "This is your brain" ads.

Would make an excellent illustration in a proctology textbook.

Wouldn't make any sense if she ever made sense.

Zero K memory