"A collection of insults 48" joke

Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can’t exist in a vacuum.
Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world. - Van Jacobson
Nice house but not much furniture / nobody lives there.
Nine pence in the shilling.
Nine rooms; no furniture.
Nineteen cents short of a paradigm.
No charge in her synapses.
No coins in the old fountain.
No filter in the coffeemaker.
No grain in the silo.
No hands on the rudder/yoke.
No hay in the loft.
No one at the throttle.
No wind in her mind’s windmills.
Not all his dogs are barking.