"A couple go on honeymoon..." joke
A couple go on honeymoon travelling in an old caravette campervan to Scotland touring the wonderful scenery. After a while the husband began felling a bit frisky and asked his new wife if she fancied a bit of horizontal refreshment, this she agreed to. Having realised that the van was full of the camping equipment the wife said"what are we going to do? we can't get in the back because of all the gear. The husband said leave it to me we can always get under the van, o.k. said his wife, so under they went. After a while a voice was heard and of course it was a policeman standing there."What do you think you are doing"said the policeman,"don't worry officer I'm just fixing the clutch, the officer replied"it's not your clutch which needs seeing to, it's your handbrake, your van is at bottom of the hill.
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