"A duck walks into a job center and says to the man..." joke

A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk' Excuse me; I'm looking for a job. Can you help?'
The man can't believe it and replies' hold on minute sir, I'll make some enquiries for you'....the man then phones up a showbiz agency and explains that there's this amazing talking duck wanting a job and could the agent find him work in a show somewhere. Obviously the agent is excited and has no problem in finding a show for the duck.

The man goes back to the duck and says' Good news sir, I've found you job in show business'

With this the duck replies' That`s no good, I'm a plumber'

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