"A fair warning" joke

Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside... Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside... MADAM... MADAM..., too late; George, dig her out."

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