"A golfer hit his drive on the first hole..." joke

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler andthe ball went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2iron which hit a tree and bounced back straight athim. It hit him in the temple and killed him. He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked atthe big book and said, "I see you were a golfer, isthat correct?" "Yes, I am," he replied. St Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?" The golfer replied,"You bet. After all, I got here in 2, didn't I?"

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