"A gorilla walks into a bar..." joke

He sits down at the bar. The bartender thinks, as he walks towards the gorilla, "Hey, that's a gorilla. He's probably pretty dumb... I can charge him a lot for his drink, and he won't know the difference!""What'll you have?" the bartender asks the gorilla."I'll have a gin and tonic.""Coming right up." The bartender makes the drink and sets it in front of the gorilla. "That'll be $13.50."The gorilla pulls out his wallet and pays the bartender.It's kind of a slow night, so the bartender starts to make small talk with the gorilla. "You know," he said, "we don't get many gorillas in here."The gorilla says, "Well, at these prices, I can believe it!"

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