"A guy calls in sick to work..." joke

"What's wrong?" asks the boss."I'm sick," the guy replies."You sound all right."No, I'm really sick. Believe me."Listen, you were fine yesterday, and we have a lot of work today. I want you in here. You can't be that sick!"Dude, I just banged my sister. Don't tell me I'm not sick."
Brave Names "Who is it?" asked the inmate of a house when he heard a knock on his door.
"I am Sher Singh," came the answer.
"Sher Singh who?

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