"A lawyer was trying to console a " joke

A lawyer was trying to console a weeping widow. Her husband had passed away without a will.

"Did the deceased have any last words?" asked the lawyer.

"You mean right before he died?" sobbed the window.

"Yes," replied the lawyer, "they might be helpful if it`s not too painful for you to recall."

"Well," she began, "he said `Don`t try to scare me. You couldn`t hit the broad side of a barn with that gun.`"

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