"A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he fo..." joke

A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.
The teacher asked if it was alive or dead.
The little boy said that it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said,' psst!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."

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