"A little humility is arrogance." joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!