"A little pocket of oppression." joke

This is original. After this experience, I wrote it up for a local
newsgroup. I was asked for some clarification, and I posted the followup
at the bottom.
Last Sunday, I was waaaaaaiting for my son (7 years old) to get ready
for church. Since I had him trapped, I decided it was time to discuss some
of the 'Facts of Life' with him:
Son, you have gotten old enough that you can be trusted with one of
the Important Secrets of Manhood. You must never tell this secret to any
women or girls.
'OK'
You have probably noticed that most things are run by men. The boss is
usually a man. Men usually get paid more than women. HOWEVER, there isn't
all that much difference between men and women.
'But what about...'
OH that. That isn't all that important. Are you any smarter than the
girls your age?
'Nope'
And I am not any smarter than the women my age. And you know your mother
could probably whip me in a fair fight. So, why do you suppose that men
are usually in charge?
''
It is because we don't play fair. We cheat. We men have lots of little
tricks that we use to make sure that women don't win. And I am about to
tell you one of the Most Important!
''
Pockets!
'What!?'
It is true! Long ago, we men managed to convince the women that they
would rather wear clothing that looked pretty, than wear clothing that
worked right. And then we convinced the women that pockets were ugly.
So, now, most women's clothes don't have pockets.
'Naaah'
Well, check for yourself. How many pockets do you have?
'5'
How many pockets in your sisters dress?
'0'
How many pockets in my suit?
'14!'
How many pockets in your mothers dress?
'0'
If you don't have any pockets, then you can't carry important things.
Important things like money, or keys, or tools. Men get to be in charge
because they can get things done, while the women are still asking to
borrow somebody's keys.

Son, I want you to remember that if you wear clothes that don't work
right, then people will think you are Useless. They might even call you
one of those nasty names that mean Useless like: Fashionable! or Chic!

'What is taking you two so long? Are you ready?'
''
My that dress looks nice. May I zip it up for you?