"A long journey.." joke

A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick to Cork. “About two hours, ” says the conductor. “Okay, ” says the drunkard, “then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick? ” The irate conductor says to the drunk “It’s still about two hours, laddie. Why’d ya think there’d be a difference? ” “Well, ” says the drunk, “it’s only a week between Christmas and New Year’s, but it’s a helluva long time between New Year’s and Christmas! ”

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