"A man is having problems with his Johnson" joke

A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better
times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but
you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only
have 30 erections left in your penis."
The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at
the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He
tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We
shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"
He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name
isn't on it."

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