"A man leaves a bar" joke

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. Were testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "Im sorry, I cant do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air". Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test". Man: "I cant do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death". Officer: "Then youll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line". Man: "Cant do that either". Officer: "Why not?". Man: "Because Im dead drunk".

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