"A man takes his wife to the local..." joke
A man takes his wife to the local livestock show and they begin to walk
down the line of prize bulls. The sign above the first bull says, "This bull mated 52 times last year." The wife turns to the husband and says, "Gee, 52 times a year, that's once a week - you could learn something from this bull."
They proceed to the next bull and the sign above him says, "This bull
mated 125 times last year." The wife turns to the husband and says, "Wow, 125 times a year - you could definitely learn something from this bull."
When they arrive at the next bull, the sign above him says, "This bull
mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says,
"Oh my gosh - that's ONCE A DAY - you could REALLY learn something from THIS bull!!!"
The husband then turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it
was 365 times last year with the SAME cow."
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