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A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?" About 80 students raise their hands. "That`s a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you`ve ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That`s really good," continues the professor, "I`m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "That`s a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?" One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I`ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that. You`ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it`s like to have made love to a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said `goats.`
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