"A professor is someone who" joke

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

95
75

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

42
8

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

73
35

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

81
36

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

130
75
Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 31 vote(s). 68% are positive. 0 comment(s).