"A really bad divorce" joke
There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie''s lamp.
The genie came out and said," Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."
The guy didn''t like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said, "Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn''t make him happy but, he made his second wish. "Genie,! want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn''t very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says," Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says " I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"
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