"A rookie milkman" joke
A rookie milkman had just started a new milk run when he happened upon a house that when he delivered the milk a beautiful woman answered the door with a see through nightie on. This happened every morning from Monday to Thursday.
On Friday the milkman couldn't take it anymore, so zipped down his fly and took out his fully erect penis and rang the doorbell to deliver the milk. To his surprise a six foot 200 pound hairy chested man answered the door.
The quick thinking milkman said, "If you don't pay for your milk today I'll piss all over you!"
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