"A talking parrot" joke

Santa paid a big sum to acquire a talking parrot. If it raised its left leg it greeted visitors with,' Ram, Ram.' If its right leg was lifted, it said,' Sat Sri Akal.'
When Santa's friend Banta came to see him, he showed him what his parrot could do. Banta was most impressed.' Let's see what it says if we lift both its legs,' suggested Banta. As they tried to do so the parrot squeaked,' Giraae ga, haraamzaadey!' (Want to knock me down, you bastards!)

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