"A test of adult word knowledge" joke

Study each true and false statement carefully. Mark a "T" for true or an "F" for false in the space provided to the left of each statement.
___ 1. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
___ 2. "Spread-eagle" is an extinct bird.
___ 3. A clitoris is a type of flower.
___ 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
___ 5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.
___ 6. A G-string is a part of a violin.
___ 7. Semen is another word for "sailors."
___ 8. Anus is the latin word for "yearly."
___ 9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
___10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
___11. "Kotex" is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
___12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
___13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
___14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
___15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
___16. A condom is an apartment complex.
___17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church.
___18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
___19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
___20. A lesbian is a person from the middle east.
___21. An erection is when the Japanse vote for their new government officials.
___22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.
___23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
___24. Genitals are people of non-jewish origins.
___25. Douche is the Italian word for "Twelve."
___26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
___27. Ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese.
___28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.
Well, my fine feathered friends... I won't be around for a spell... (Mommy and daddy say I can't come out and play - coz I was a baaad, baaad girl) Keep 'em cummin... Look forward to reading some good ones when I return! In the words of Arnold... "l'll be back..."
Jill