"A witness to an automobile accident" joke

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took
place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?”The witness: “Yes, sir.”The lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?”The witness: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.”The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): “Well, sir, will you tell the jury
how you knew it was exactly that distance?”The witness: “Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured
it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question.”

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