"A woman meant to call a record " joke

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have' Eyes of Blue' and' A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

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