"A young Irish girl goes into her irish priest on S..." joke

A young Irish girl goes into her irish priest on Saturday morning for confession. "irish father, forgive me for I have Thinned." "You`ve Thinned?" "Yes, I went out with me boyfriend Friday night. He held me hand twice, kissed me three times, and made love to me two times." "Daughter! I want you to go straight home, squeeze seven lemons into a glass, and drink it straight down." "Will that wash away me Thin?" "No, but it will get the silly smile off your face."

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