"A young couple gets married, and the groom..." joke

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer hasbeen left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6, 000. She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for anexplanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But what about the$6, 000? He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold' em!"

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