"A young couple were married and celebrated their first night..." joke

A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long. Morning comes and the groom goes into thebathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. Whenshe gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposinghis body for the first time to his bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stoppedand stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a smallpart of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that'swhat we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

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