"Actual Headlines" joke
Actual headlines collected from local, national, and international newspapers that are rather ambiguous. It is clear what the writer was trying to say, but in each case there is a funnier interpretation of the headline. Enjoy!Eye Drops Off ShelfProstitutes Appeal to PopeKids Make Nutritious SnacksQueen Mary Having Bottom ScrapedDealers Will Hear Car Talk at NoonMilk Drinkers are Turning to PowderJuvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantPanda Mating Fails; Veterninarian Takes OverTwo Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout CounterAstronaut Takes Blame for Gas in SpacecraftInclude Your Children When Baking CookiesOld School Pillars are Replaced by AlumniHospitals are Sued by 7 Foot DoctorsLawmen From Mexico Barbeque GuestsTwo Soviet Ships Collide, One DiesRed Tape Holds Up New BridgeIraqi Head Seeks ArmsHershey Bars Protest
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